The nurse was walking down the hospital
corridor when her supervisor spotted her. The supervisor couldn't believe it: The nurses
hair was unkempt, her dress wrinkled, and to top off her overall dishevelment, one of her
breasts was hanging out of the open front of her uniform!
"MISS JENNINGS! How can you account
for parading around the hospital not only looking like a derelict, but with your breast
exposed!"
"Oh," said the nurse, as she
stuffed her breast into her uniform, "It's those darn interns! They NEVER put
anything back when they're through using it!"