A group of psychiatrists go to tour an
insane asylum that is renowned for their progressive rehabilitation methods. They
begin by visiting some of the patients.
The first patient they visit is a young
woman. She is practicing ballet. One of the psychiatrist asks, "What are you
doing?" She replies, "I'm studying ballet so when I get out of here I can
possibly join a troupe and be a productive member of society."
"Wow, that's wonderful."
The next person was a man reading a book
with a pile of books next to him. The same question asked to him, "What are you
doing?" "I'm studying biology, chemistry, etc. so I can enter medical
school when I get out."
Room after room they witnessed the
incredible success and attitudes of the patients. Until they finally reached a room the
asylums director was reluctant to open. Finally he was persuaded to open it.
Inside was a man balancing a peanut on his
penis.
The reaction of the psychiatrist, "My
God what are you doing?"
"I'm fucking nuts and I'm never
getting out of here!"
