A doctor at an insane asylum, decided to
take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to
respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going
well.
As the national anthem started, the doctor
yelled, "Up nuts!" The inmates complied by standing up.
After the anthem he yelled, "Down
Nuts!" They all sat.
After a home run he yelled, "Cheer
nuts!" They all broke into applause and cheers.
Thinking things were going very well, he
decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge. When he returned
there was a riot in progress.
Finding his assistant, he asked what
happened. The assistant replied, "Well...everything was fine until some guy walked by
and yelled, "PEANUTS!"
