An extremely drunk man looking for a
whorehouse stumbles into a Podiatrist's office instead and weaves over to the
receptionist. Without looking up, she waves him over to the examination bed and says,
"Stick it through that curtain."
Looking forward to something kinky, the
drunk pulls out his penis and sticks it through the crack in the curtains.
"That's not a foot!" screamed the
receptionist.
"Holy shit, lady. I never knew you had
a minimum!" replied the drunk.