A man named Dino has a job which subjects
him to random drug and alcohol checks. One day, his number is drawn, and after his test,
the technician notifies him that he tested positive for drugs. Dino adamantly denied
taking any illegal drugs recently, so he was sent for an interview with the company
doctor.
During his interview, the doctor asks him
to account for his activity the previous night. Dino admitted to the doctor that he
stopped off at the local bar after a ball game with his teammates. He told the doctor that
gradually, one by one, the other ballplayers left until it was only himself and a woman in
the bar. He told the doctor that since he was by himself, he sat with her and bought her a
drink, and pretty soon, she asked him for a ride home.
The doctor asked, "Then what
happened?"
Dino told him that as soon as they got in
the car, the woman became quite amorous, and she performed oral sex on him and then asked
him to perform oral sex on her.
"Don't tell me that you did it,"
said the doctor.
"Sure I did," answered Dino.
"Why, what's the matter?"
"Well," said the doctor,
"that's why you tested positive. That was a barbitchyouate."
