The tough businessman was feeling very ill
and went to the doctor.
The doctor examined him and backed away,
saying, "I'm sorry to tell you this, but you have an advanced case of highly
infectious rabies. You must have had it for some time. It will almost certainly be
fatal."
"Could you give me a pen and
paper?" said the businessman.
"Do you want to write your will?"
asked the doctor.
"No, I want to make a list of all the
people I want to bite!"
