There was a man who woke up one morning
with a red ring around his member. Astonished, he panicked and hurried to the emergency
room.
The doctor looked at it and gave the man
some lotion to rub on it twice a day and if there were no results to come back the next
day.
This went on for three days, when a new
nurse happened to be in the same ER. She asked if she could suggest something. The doctor
at his wit's end because he wasn't able to cure the problem, agreed to let the nurse try
her hand.
The nurse gave the man a smelly lotion and
said to rub it very gently on his member before he went to bed. The man went home and
followed her instructions.
The very next day came back happy as a
lark! He found the nurse and doctor and thanked them for all their help.
As the man left, the doctor turned to the
nurse and asked, "What was that miracle lotion?"
The nurse smiled and replied, "Lip
stick remover."
