A guy walks into the doctor's office and
says, "Ddddoc, I've bbeen stttutering ffor yyyears and IIII'm tttired of it. Cccan
yyyou hehehelp me?"
The doctor says, "Well, I'll have to
examine you to see what's going on." So he examines him and says, "Well I think
I know what the problem is.
The guy says, "Wwwell wwwhat is it,
ddoc?"
The doctor says, "Well, it's your
penis, it's about a foot long and all the down pressure is putting strain on your vocal
cords."
The guy says, "Wwwat cccan we
ddo?"
The doctor advises, "Well, I can cut
it off and transplant a shorter one."
The guy says, "Dddo it!"
The guy has the operation and three weeks
later, he comes back into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, you solved the problem
and I don't stutter anymore, but I've only had sex once in the past three weeks. My wife
doesn't like it anymore. She liked it with my long one. I don't care if I have to stutter,
I want you to put my long one back on."
The doctor says, "Nnnnope. A ddddeal's
a ddddeal!!!"
