"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord
of Darkness."
"Bo! Bo! Come back with
that! Bad Dog!"
"Wait a minute, if this is his
spleen, then what's that?"
"Hand me that ... uh ... that uh.....
thingie"
"Oops! Hey, has anyone ever
survived 500ml of this stuff before?"
"There go the lights again..."
"Ya know, there's big money in
kidneys.. and this guy's got two of' 'em."
"Everybody stand back! I lost my
contact lens!"
"Could you stop that
thing from beating; it's throwing my concentration off."
"What's this doing here?"
"I hate it when they're missing stuff
in here."
"That's cool! Now can you make
his leg twitch?!"
"Well folks, this will be an
experiment for all of us."
"Sterile, shcmedle. The floor's
clean, right?"
"What do you mean he wasn't in for a
sex change..."
"OK, now take a picture from this
angle. This is truly a freak of nature!"
"This patient has already had some
kids, am I correct?"
"Nurse, did this patient sign the
organ donation card?"
"Don't worry. I think it is
sharp enough."
