A fellow walks into his doctor's office,
complaining that he thinks he might have a tapeworm. The doctor makes a physical
examination and listens to the symptoms, and concurs with the self-diagnosis.
"I want you to come back tomorrow, to
start treatment. Bring a banana and a cookie with you," said the doctor.
Despite the seemingly odd request, our hero
complies, and returns the next day with a banana and a cookie. The doctor says,
"Okay, now drop your pants and bend over. This is going to hurt a bit."
Although leery about the turn of events,
the patient drops his pants and bends over. The doctor peels the banana and with one
deft motion rams it up the guy's butt. While the doctor consults his watch, our hero
dances around the room shouting at the doctor.
"Okay, one minute is up, and we have
to complete the second part of the treatment if your truly want to get rid of this
tapeworm," advises the doc.
Despite the pain, the patient does want to
be cured, so complies with the order to bend over again. Again, the doctor takes the
cookie and rams it up the patients butt.
"Okay, tomorrow I want to see you here
at the same time, and bring another banana and a cookie," says the doctor.
The now humbled patient, with tears of pain
in his eyes, nods his head.
Next day, the same routine ensues.
First the doctor rams up a banana, waits exactly one minute, then rams up a cookie.
And the next day, and the next day and the next!! Every day UP goes a banana,
wait one minute, then UP goes a cookie.
After one full week of treatments, the
doctor finally says, "Well, tomorrow is the LAST day of treatments. I
want you to bring in a banana and a hammer."
"Not a cookie?" asks the
very frightened patient, trying to imagine what a hammer was going to feel like.
"Nope, a hammer," confirmed
the doctor.
The last day the doctor says,
"Okay, you know the routine".
So the man drops his pants and bends
over. UP goes the banana, and the doctor looks at his watch and picks up the
hammer. One minute passes. Then two minutes. Three. Four minutes
pass.
Then a little head pokes out of the
patients ass yelling, "WHERE'S MY COOKIE!?!"
