A young doctor had moved into town and was
setting up a new practice. He had a new sign painted and hung it in front of his office,
proclaiming his specialties: "Homosexuals & Hemorrhoids."
The town fathers were upset with the sign
and asked him please to change it.
The Doctor was eager to please, so he put
up a new sign: "Queers & Rears."
The town fathers were really fuming about
that one, so they demanded that the Doctor come up with a decent sign that would not
offend the townspeople.
So the Doctor came up with an acceptable
sign: "Odds & Ends."