TWO
NEIGHBORS
Two farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as
neighbors, but didn't like each other much. In 1989, there was a period of -30 degree
centigrade cold and Bob and Joe had nothing to do because of it. So they bet a bottle of
vodka who can sit out on the window ledge the longest with a bare ass.
After two hours Bob's wife came home and
asked Bob, "What are you doing?"
Bob explained and she said, "Come
on... you will only freeze your ass off."
Bob refused as he wanted to win the bet.
Then his wife got an idea. "Let's
change places when Joe is looking the other way."
Bob's wife put on the same kind of pullover
and cap and traded places with Bob.
Half an hour later Joe's wife came home and
asked him, "What are you doing?"
Joe told her and said, "I am
determined to win the bottle!"
"You are crazy. Come on in."
"Certainly not, I am already on the
winning side. Bob lost his balls half an hour ago!"
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