A new guy in town walks into a bar and
notices a very large jar behind the bar. It's filled to the brim with ten dollar bills.
The man guesses there must be thousands of dollars there...He approaches the bartender and
asks him: "What's up with the jar?"
Bartender: "Well, you pay ten dollars
and if you pass three tests then you get all of the money."
Man: "What are the three tests?"
Bartender: Pay first. Those are the
rules."
So the guy gives him the ten bucks and the
bartender adds it to the jar with the other bills...
Bartender: "Ok, here's what you have
to do. First you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at
once AND, you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a pit bull chained up out
back with a sore tooth. You have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a
90-year-old woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm in her life. You got to make things
right for her."
Man: "Well, I know I've paid my ten
bucks but I'm not an idiot, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper
tequila and then get crazier from there...
Bartender: "Your call. But your money
stays in the jar."
Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a
few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?" He grabs the gallon of tequila with both
hands, and downs it with a big slurp. Tears are streaming down his cheeks but he does not
make a face... Next he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear a huge
scuffle going on. They hear barking, screams, yelps and growling, and eventually silence.
Just when they think the man must surely be
dead, he staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his
body..."Now," he says, "where's that woman with the sore tooth?"
