BELLY UP TO THE BAR,
BOYS!
One night in a local pub, a man stumbled up
to the only other patron in a bar and asked if he could buy him a drink. "Why of
course," came the reply.
The first man then asked, "Where are
you from?"
"I'm from Ireland," replied the
second man.
The first man responded, "You don't
say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland."
"Of course," replied the second
man.
Curious, the first man then asked,
"Where in Ireland are you from?"
"Dublin," came the reply.
"I can't believe it, " said the
first man. "I'm from Dublin too!"
He continued, "Let's have
another drink to Dublin."
"Of course," replied the second
man.
Curiosity again struck and the first man
asked, "What school did you go to?"
"Saint Mary's," replied the
second man. "I graduated in '62."
"This is unbelievable!" the first
man said. "I went to Saint Mary's and graduated in '62, too!"
About that time, one of the regulars came
into the bar and sat down.
"What's been going on?" he asked
the bartender.
"Nothing much," replied the
bartender. "The O'Malley twins are drunk again!"
 
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