After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in
London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits
down and says, "Hey Señor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."
The bartender dusts off a bottle from the
shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in
the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser."
The bartender gives him one. The guy from
Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a
Coors."
He gets it. The guy from Guinness sits down
and says, "Give me a Coke."
The bartender is a little taken aback, but
gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask,
"Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?"
The Guinness president replies, "Well,
if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I."
