A man walks into a bar and the bartender
asks, "What'll you have?"
The guy answers, "A scotch,
please."
The bartender hands him the drink and says,
"That'll be five dollars," to which the man replies, "What are you talking
about? I don't owe you anything for this."
A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing
the conversation, says to the bartender, "You know, he's got you there. In the
original offer, which constitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was no
stipulation of remuneration."
The bartender's not impressed, but says to
the guy, "Okay, you beat me for a drink, but don't ever let me catch you in here
again."
The next day, the same guy walks into the
bar. The bartender says, "What the hell are you doing in here? I can't believe you've
got the audacity to come back!"
The guy says, "What are you talking
about? I've never been in this place in my life!"
To which the bartender replies, "I'm
very sorry, but this is uncanny. You must have a double."
