THE FIVE LITTLE PIGS
There were these five little pigs. The
first two went into a bar. The bartender asked, "What will you have?"
They said five beers. They drank them, and
asked, "Where is your bathroom?"
The bartender said down the hall.
Then the next two little pigs came in the
bar.
"What will you have?" said the
bartender.
"What did our two brothers have?"
The bartender said five beers. "We'll
have ten beers."
They drank them. They asked, "Where is
your bathroom?"
"Down the hall."
The last little pig came in to the bar.
"What do you want?"
"What did my brothers have?"
The bartender said the first two had five
beers, the second two had ten beers.
The lone little pig said, "Give me
fifteen beers." He drank them and started eating the peanuts off the bar.
The bartender said, "Don't you need
the bathroom?"
The lone little pig said, "No, I'm the
one that goes 'wee wee wee' all the way home."
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