A couple of drinking buddies who are
airplane mechanics are in the hangar at JFK New York. It's fogged in and they have nothing
to do.
One of them says to the other, "Man,
have you got anything to drink?"
The other one says, "Nah, but I hear
you can drink jet fuel, and it will kinda give you a buzz." So they do drink it, get
smashed and have a great time, like only drinking buddies can.
The following morning, one of the men wakes
up and he just knows his head will explode if he gets up, but it doesn't. He gets up and
feels good. In fact, he feels great! No hangover!
The phone rings. It's his buddy. The buddy
says, "Hey, how do you feel?"
"Great", he said! "Just
great"! The buddy says, "Yeah, I feel great too, and no hangover. That jet fuel
stuff is great. We should do this more often!
"Yeah, we could, but there's just one
thing . . . "
