A pissed-off wife was complaining about her
husband spending all his time at the pub, so one night he took her along with him.
"What'll ya have?" he asked.
"Oh, I don't know. The same as you I
suppose," she replied.
So the husband ordered a couple of Jack
Daniel's and threw his down in one go.His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass
and immediately spat it out.
"Yuck, it's bloody shit!" she
spluttered. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!"
"Well, there you go," cried the
husband. "And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"