DRINKS
OF THE NEW MILLENNIUM
Absolute Zero = Absolut
vodka over frozen nitrogen
Alexander the Grrreat =
Gin, creme de cacao, and sweet cream over corn flakes
American in Paris =
Kentucky bourbon and champagne
Black Sabbath = Kahlua and
Mogen David wine
Blind Faith = Wood alcohol
and sacramental wine
Blood Clot = Vodka, tomato
juice, and Jell-O
Bloody Awful = Vodka and
ketchup
Blue Moon = Corn whiskey
and Aqua Velva
Coleman Cooler = White
wine, soda, fried chicken crumbs, and sand
Fuzzy Naval Base = Peach
schnapps, orange juice, and ammonia
George Bush = George
Dickel bourbon and Busch beer
Gorbachev = Vodka with a
splash of port wine
Honeydew the Dishes =
Midori and Dawn
Marie Antoinette =
Bourbon, cake mix, and flat beer
Martinizer = Gin,
vermouth, and carbon tetrachloride
Mary Poppins = Vodka,
tomato juice, and a spoonful of sugar
Mexican Hairless = Tequila
and Minoxidil
Oil of Ole = Mazola and
Sangria
Peter, Paul, and Mary =
Potassium nitrate, Paul Masson wine, and tomato juice
Phillips' Screwdriver =
Vodka, orange juice, and milk of magnesia
Port in a Storm = Red wine
and rainwater
Quack Doctor = Cold duck
and Dr. Pepper
A Rum with a View =
Bacardi and Visine
Rum-Pole of the Bailey =
Bacardi rum, Popov vodka, and Bailey's Irish Cream
Sake-to-me = Rice wine,
punch, and nitrous oxide
Scotch Tapeworm = Dewar's
and Mescal
Shipwreck = Cutty Sark on
the rocks
Short Wave = Ripple in a
shot glass, ginger, syrup, and pomegranate
Sinead O'Connor = Irish
whiskey and Nair
Skid Roe = Muscatel and
caviar
Sour Kraut = Schnapps and
lemon juice
Sundae Driver = Vodka,
orange juice, and ice cream
Tequila Mockingbird = Jose
Cuervo and birdseed
*Kiddies, please don't try
these at home!! ;)
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