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MOUSE IN THE BAR
A man goes in a bar. A mouse jumps out of
his pocket. The bartender says, "Nice mouse."
The man says, "He's not an ordinary
mouse, he talks."
The bartender says, "Oh yea, what
about?"
The man says, "See that woman at the
end of the bar? The mouse will tell me what color panties she has on."
The bartender says, "Really? I gotta
see this."
The man points to the woman and says to
mouse, "Mouse: woman!"
The mouse runs down and sees the woman's
panties from the floor and comes back and says "pink."
"Wow," the bartender says.
"Will he do that for me?"
The man says, "Sure."
The bartender sees a woman sitting at a
table, points to her, and says, "Mouse: woman!"
The mouse runs out, comes tearing back,
bounces off the bar into the bartenders pocket shaking like a leaf.
The bartender says, "What's wrong with
you?"
The mouse says, "I taught I taw a
puddy tat!!!"
 
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