A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service
on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand
next to the Preacher.
The minister turns and notices the old
drunk and says, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk looks back and says, "Yess,
Preasher... I ssssure am."
The minister then dunks the fellow under
the water and pulls him right back up.
"Have you found Jesus?" the
preacher asked.
"Nooo, I ddddidnt!" said the
drunk.
The preacher then dunks him under for quite
a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"
"Noooo, I dddid not Reverrrrend."
The preacher in disgust holds the man under
for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone,
"My God man, have you found Jesus
yet?"
The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to
the preacher, "Are you sssssure thhhis is where he fffffelll in?"
