An ugly, but well dressed guy walks into a
bar and sits down on a stool next to a beautiful woman. After a couple of minutes pass he
turns to her and asks, "Would you be willing to go to bed with me for a million
dollars?"
She hesitates for a few seconds and then
says, "Yes for a million dollars, I sure would."
The man then asks, "Would you go to
bed with me for a quarter?"
The woman gets angry and says, "Just
what do you think I am?"
"Well," the man says, "we
have established that. All we are doing now is haggling over the price."