Three cowboys, one from Texas, one from
Kansas and one from Oklahoma went into a bar bragging about who was the baddest of the
three.
The Texan said watch this and yelled at the
barmaid, "Hey barmaid, bring me a pitcher of beer and get your ass over here!"
When the barmaid got there the Texan
guzzled down the whole pitcher, laid his hand on the table, whipped out his forty-five and
shot off one of his fingers. She was startled.
The cowboy from Kansas yelled out,
"Hey bitch, bring me a beer with a shot of tequila and get your ass over here with
it!"
Upon the barmaid getting there he drank the
beer and tequila down, laid his hand on the table, whipped out his forty-five and shot off
two fingers. The barmaid was terrified at this, especially after just witnessing the
Texan.
The Oklahoma cowboy spoke out and told the
barmaid, "Honey, bring me a whole bottle of tequila and hurry!"
Upon her arrival, he drank the entire
bottle of tequila, unzipped his pants and slams his dick on the table.
The barmaid screamed, "You aren't
going to shoot that off are you?"
"Hell no ... I want you to kiss it. It
will go off by itself."
