A man was sitting in a bar and noticed a
group of people using sign language. He also noticed that the bartender was using sign
language to speak to them.
When the bartender returned to him, the man
asked how he had learned to use sign language. The bartender explained that these were
regular customers and had taught him to speak in sign. The man thought that was great.
A few minutes later the man noticed that
the people in the group were waving their hands around very wildly. The bartender looked
over and signed, "Now cut that out! I warned you!" and threw the group out of
the bar.
The man asked why he had done that and the
bartender said, "If I told them once I told them 100 times - NO SINGING IN THE
BAR!"