TOO MUCH BEER
A guy walks over to a gorgeous chick
sitting at a barstool and says, "I want to play with your ta-tas all night."
Shocked, the woman says, "Oh my god,
do you see that huge guy over there? He's my boyfriend and he'll kick your
ass!"
The man replies, "I still want to play
with your ta-tas all night, and fill your scamper with beer and drink it."
Disgusted, the woman walks over to her
boyfriend and tells him what's going on. "That man over there says he wants to play
with my ta-tas all night."
The boyfriend stands up pissed off and
rolls up his sleeves.
She then says, "He also said he wants
to fill my scamper up with beer and drink out of it."
The boyfriend rolls down his sleeves, sits
down and continues drinking.
"What are you doing, aren't you going
to kick his ass?"
The boyfriend smugly replies, "I
ain't gonna mess with a guy that can drink that much beer."
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