| Home | Funny Jokes | Funny E-Cards | Funny Pictures | Wallpaper | Links |


HOTTEST LINKS


Add your link HERE




Score your free stuff and hot links here!
Get Your Cell Bill Paid 4 One Year!HOT!
Get Your Horoscope!COOL!
Listen to Howard Stern on your FREE Sirius Satellite Radio!HOT!
Get a NEW iPod Photo - Click Here!NEW!
Download all of Paris Hilton's Cell Phone Photos and MORE!
Absolute Funniest Priceless Pics
Lose LBS now with AMAZING Trim Patch!HOT!
Learn how to make 10K in your spare timeNEW!
What would you do for free computer or Plasma TV?

Xposed Girls Give Share Their Hottest Sex Tips

Click Here

Funny Forwards.net has the best funny pictures on the internet

 

TOO MUCH BEER

 

A guy walks over to a gorgeous chick sitting at a barstool and says, "I want to play with your ta-tas all night."

Shocked, the woman says, "Oh my god, do you see that huge guy over there?  He's my boyfriend and he'll kick your ass!"

The man replies, "I still want to play with your ta-tas all night, and fill your scamper with beer and drink it."

Disgusted, the woman walks over to her boyfriend and tells him what's going on. "That man over there says he wants to play with my ta-tas all night."

The boyfriend stands up pissed off and rolls up his sleeves.

She then says, "He also said he wants to fill my scamper up with beer and drink out of it."

The boyfriend rolls down his sleeves, sits down and continues drinking.

"What are you doing, aren't you going to kick his ass?"

The boyfriend smugly replies,  "I ain't gonna mess with a guy that can drink that much beer."

 

Back to Drinking Jokes   The-Humor.com   Forward to Driving While Intoxicated


Freebies, ipods, tv's, flatscreens, horoscopes




Link Partners


Add your link HERE

ALL Link Partners


© 2002-2004 Logical Operations, LLC
All Rights Reserved -
Terms & Privacy Agreement