Two married buddies are out drinking one
night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.
Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking I turn the headlights off before I get to
the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before
I go into the house. I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, ease into bed
and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says,
"Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam
the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands
on my wife's butt and say, 'How about a blow job?'.... and she's always sound
asleep!"
