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TEN SIGNS YOUR AMISH TEEN IS IN TROUBLE
10. Sometimes stays in bed until after 5
am.
9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of
women without bonnets.
8. Shows up at barn raisings in full
"Kiss" makeup.
7. When you criticize him, he yells,
"Thou sucketh!"
6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by
"Jeb Daddy."
5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio,
I'd listen to rap."
4. You come upon his secret stash of
colored socks.
3. Uses slang expression: "Talk to the
hand, 'cause the beard ain't listening."
2. Was recently pulled over for
"driving under the influence of cottage cheese."
1. He's wearing his big black hat
backwards.
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