BODY LANGUAGE
A young guy out on the town with his mates
spies the girl of his dreams across the dance floor. Having admired her from afar he
plucks up the courage to talk to her. Everything goes better than expected and she agrees
to accompany him on a date the following Saturday evening.
Saturday night arrives and the man arrives
at her house laden with flowers and chocolates. To his amazement she answers the door in
nothing but a towel. "I'm sorry," she exclaims, "I am running a bit late.
Please come in and I'll introduce you to my parents who will entertain you while I finish
getting dressed. I should warn you however, that they are both deaf mutes."
With this she ushers him into the living
room, introduces him to her parents and promptly disappears. As you can imagine this is a
little uncomfortable as both parents are completely silent. Dad is sitting in his arm
chair watching the soccer game, and Mom is busy knitting. After about ten minutes of
complete silence, Mom suddenly jumps from her chair, pulls up her skirt, pulls down her
panties and pours a glass of water over her ass. Just as suddenly Dad launches himself
across the room bends her over the couch and takes her from behind. He then sits back down
in his chair and places a match stick under each eye lid.
The room is plunged back into eerie silence
and the young man is shocked into disbelief. After another ten minutes, the mother again
rises from her chair, pulls up her skirt, pulls down her panties and throws another glass
of water over her ass. Dad leaps up gives her one from behind and places two more match
sticks under his eyelids.
No sooner have they concluded this strange
behavior and the daughter returns fully dressed ready for their date. The evening is a
complete disaster with the young man completely distracted by the goings on in the living
room.
At the end of the evening the girl asks,
"What's the matter? Have I done something wrong?"
"It's not you," replied her date,
"It's just that the strangest thing happened while I was waiting for you and I am
still a bit shocked."
After pleading with him to explain in more
detail the young man reluctantly recounts the story. 'Well, first your Mother jumps from
her chair and lifts up her skirt. She then pulls down her panties and throws a glass of
water over her behind."
"I see," says the girl,
"What happened then?"
"Well, if that isn't enough your
Father races from his chair leans Mom over the couch and does her from behind. He then
sits back down and places a match stick under each eye lid."
"Oh, is that all?" replies the
girl.
The young man can't believe the casual
response to this weird practice.
"It's easily explained. Mom was simply
saying, 'Are you going to get this asshole a drink?' and Dad was replying, 'No, screw him.
I'm watching the match.'"
 
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