A father and his son go into the drug store
when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many
different boxes of condoms.
The father replies, "Well, you
see that 3 pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night
and 1 for Saturday night."
Nodding agreement, the son asks his
father, "Then what's the 6 pack for?"
"That's for when you're in
college," the father says. "You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday
night, and 2 for Sunday morning."
Following this line of logic, the son
enthusiastically asks what the 12 pack is for.
"That's for when you're married,
son. You have one for January, one for February, one for March..."
