Once a young boy was watching his mother
take a bath. As she got out to dry off, he notices her upper torso he asks, "Momma,
what are those?"
She replies, "Son, those are my
breasts."
As she turns he back to him he asks,
"Momma, what is that?"
She replies, "Son, that is my
derriere."
As she turns to slip on her robe he spies
her nether region and asks, "Momma, what is that?"
She replies, "That, son, is none of
your business!"
Later the boy is playing by the kitchen
door, and the father comes in from work hungry. The father hollers toward the kitchen to
the mom, "Hey honey, what's for dinner?"
