THINGS
A FATHER WILL NEVER SAY
* Well how 'bout that? I'm lost! Looks like
we'll have to stop and ask for directions.
* You know Pumpkin, now that you're
thirteen, you'll be ready for non-chaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?
* I noticed that all your friends have a
certain "up yours" attitude. I like that in a young person!
* Here's a credit card and the keys to my
new car. GO CRAZY!!!
* What do you mean you want to play
football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?
* Your mother and I are going away for
while. You might want to consider throwing a party.
* Well, I don't know what's wrong with your
car. Probably one of those doo-hickie thingies - you know - that makes it run or
something. Just have it towed to the mechanic's and pay whatever they ask.
* No son of mine is going to live under
this roof without an earring. Now quit your belly aching and lets get to the mall.
* Whaddaya want to go and get a job for? I
make plenty of money for you to spend.
* Father's Day? Ah - don't worry about that
- it's no big deal.
 
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