A gay man, finally deciding he could no
longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother
in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and
said, "Mom, I have something to tell you: I'm gay."
His mother made no reply or gave any
response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned
away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay -- doesn't that mean
you put other men's penises in your mouth?"
The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah,
Mom, that's right."
His mother went back to stirring the pot,
then suddenly whirled around, whacked him over the head with her spoon and said,
"Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!!"
