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Hush little baby don't you squall
Momma's gonna buy you a crystal ball.

And if you still can't see beyond
Momma's gonna buy you a magic wand.

And if that wand don't change your fate
Momma's gonna teach you to levitate.

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She'll buy you a sensory deprivation tank.

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Momma's gonna buy you some precious stones.

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Momma's gonna buy you a natal chart.

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Momma's gonna buy you some bodywork.

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Sorry, kid, it's just your karma.

 

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