A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant
with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Upon regaining
consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless world-class practical joker, sitting at
his bed side.
He asked his brother how his wife was and
his brother replied, "Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a
daughter. But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and
since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you."
The husband was thinking to himself,
"Oh no, what has he done now?" and said with trepidation,
"Well what did you name them?"
The brother replied, "I named the
little girl Denise."
The husband, relieved, said, "That's a
very pretty name!
