Four guys were telling stories in a bar.
One guy leaves to go to the restroom. Three guys are left... The first guy says, "I
was worried that my son was going to be a loser because he started out washing cars for a
local dealership. Turns out that he got a break, they made him a salesman, and he sold so
many cars that he bought the dealership. In fact, he's so successful that he just gave his
best friend a new Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy says, "I was worried
about my son too because he started out raking leaves for a realtor. Turns out HE got a
break, they made him a commissioned salesman, and he eventually bought the real estate
firm. In fact he's so successful that he just gave his best friend a new house for his
birthday."
The third guy says, "Yeah, I hear you.
MY son started out sweeping floors in a brokerage firm. Well, HE got a break, they made
HIM a broker, and now he owns the brokerage firm. In fact, he's so rich that he just gave
HIS best friend $1 million in stock for his birthday."
The fourth guy comes back from the
restroom. The first three explain that they are telling stories about their kids so he
says, "Well, I'm embarrassed to admit that my son IS a major disappointment. He
started out as a hairdresser and is STILL a hairdresser after 15 years. In fact I just
found out that he's gay and has SEVERAL boyfriends. But I try to look at the bright side,
his boyfriends just bought him a new Mercedes, a new house and $1 million in stock for his
birthday."
