A
TEENAGER IS...
- A person who can't remember to walk the
dog but never forgets a phone number.
- A weight watcher who goes on a diet by
giving up candy bars before breakfast.
- A youngster who receives her allowance on
Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows it from her best friend on Wednesday.
- Someone who can hear his favorite singer
3 blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.
- A whiz who can operate the latest
computer without a lesson but can't make a bed.
- A student who spends 12 minutes studying
history and 12 hours studying for her driver's license.
- A connoisseur of 2 kinds of fine
music--loud and very loud.
- An enthusiast who has the energy to bike
for miles but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.
- A young woman who loves the cat and
tolerates the brother.
- A romantic who never falls in love more
than once a week.
- A budding beauty who never smiles until
her braces come off.
- A boy who can sleep till noon on any
Saturday he suspects the lawn needs mowing.
- An original thinker who is positive that
her mother was never a teenager.
 
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