The modest man is in the hospital for a
series of test. One of the last tests has left his system upset. Upon making several false
alarms to the bathroom he decided the latest was another. He completely filled his bed up
with human waste and was embarrassed beyond anything he could possibly face.
Losing his presence of mind, he jumped up,
gathered up the bed sheets and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by
the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cussing and swinging his
arms which drew the attention of the security guard. The security guard ask: "What's
going on?"
To which the drunk replied: "I just
beat the shit out of a ghost!"
