A man is driving home late one Halloween
night and is feeling very horny. As he is passing a pumpkin patch, his mind starts to
wander. He thinks to himself, you know a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there is
no one around here for miles.
He pulls over to the side of the road,
picks out a nice juicy looking pumpkin, cuts the appropriate size hole in it, and begins
to screw the pumpkin. After a while he is really into it, and doesn't notice the police
car pulling up.
The cop walks over and says,
"Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?"
The man looks at the cop in complete
horror, thinks fast and says, "A pumpkin? Is it midnight already?"
