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TEN CHRISTMAS GIFTS OF 1999
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10. Vibrators -- Surprise Mom this
Christmas with a gift she can enjoy all year long!
9. Fart Fresheners -- Kinda like odor
eaters for yer asshole.
8. Gift Certificates To Your Local
Whorehouse -- Did anyone say STD? It's the gift that keeps on giving!
7. Pit Bulls -- These dogs make great
pets...and are great for warding off unwanted law enforcement officers!
6. Pepper Spray -- The kids can play some
funny pranks at school with this!
5. Jock Straps -- They're definitely
becoming a fashion MUST!!!
4. Crack Pipes -- Grandma will LOVE her new
crackpipe! (or did she want a crock pot???)
3. Mouse Balls -- It never hurts to have a
couple extra balls for your PC mouse...just in case.
2. Crotchless Long Johns -- Eskimos say
there's nothing sexier than seeing their wives or girlfriends in crotchless long johns.
1. KY Jelly -- It's cheap, and everyone
loves a well-lubed rodgering from time to time.
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