The day before Thanksgiving a little boy
heard his mom and dad fighting. The husband said to his wife, "You stupid bitch, you
have floppy tits." She wasn't about to be outdone and said, "Well you have a
crooked dicks, you bastard."
Well, the little boy heard every word they
said. After they were done fighting, he went up to the mom and asked her what bitches and
bastards were. She told him that they were people. Then he asked what crooked dicks and
floppy tits were. She told him that they were coats and hats. The little boy accepted both
answers and went on his way.
The next day, they were getting ready for a
huge feast with friends and family. The little boy went up stairs where his dad was
shaving. The dad cut himself and said, "Shit!"
Well once again, the boy started asking
questions and asked what 'shit' was. The father told him that it was "shaving
cream."
The boy accepted this answer and went
downstairs where his mom was stuffing a turkey. When the mom cut herself with a knife, she
said "F*ck!" The boy once again asked what 'f*ck' was. She told him that it was
"stuffing".
About that time, the door bell rang. When
the little boy went to answer the door, it was his grandparents. Upon opening the door,
the little boy said: "Hi bitches and bastards. Let me take your crooked dicks and
floppy tits for you. Dad's upstairs putting shit on his face and mom's in the kitchen
f*cking the turkey."
