TOP ELF PICKUP LINES
* "Has anyone ever told you you have
beautiful knees?"
* "We don't see many happenin' ladies
north of the Arctic Circle."
* "That's quite a set of ornaments
you've got there."
* "Just because a guy wears tights
doesn't mean he's gay."
* "One night with me, baby, and you'll
be sneezin' tinsel."
* "Why, yes, I am George
Stephanopoulos."
* "I can't tell you how hard it is to
be the only elf who's Jewish."
* "Not everything about me is
tiny."
* "That's not Elmo, but don't stop
tickling."
* "I'm down here!"
* "Just because I have bells on my
shoes doesn't mean I'm a sissy."
* "I was once a lawn ornament for Brad
Pitt."
* "No, no, I don't bake cookies.
You're thinking of those dorks at Keebler."
* "You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann
wig."
* "I can eat my weight in cocktail
wieners."
* "I taught Santa everything he
knows."
* "I'm a magical being. Take off your
bra."
* "I'm free on Christmas Eve."
* "Even Santa doesn't make candy as
sweet as you."
* "I've got the keys to the sleigh
tonight."
* "You know what they say about guys
with big ears."
* "I get a thimbleful of tequila in me
and I turn into a wild man."
* "I have certain needs that can't be
satisfied by working on toys."
* "I can get you off the naughty
list."
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