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FROSTY THE HIT MAN

 

Frosty the hit man
was a evil, psycho soul,
with an Uzi and some frag grenades,
and a heart as black as coal!

Frosty the hit man
was a fairy tale they say.
He was made of snow, but the children know
how he blew them all away.

There must have been some magic in those bullets that they found...
For when they put them in his gun he began to mow them down.

Oh Frosty the hit man was as real as he could be.
So he said, "You run, and I'll have some fun!
I'll give you 'till the count of three!"

He chased them down the streets of town right to a traffic cop.
And murdered him in cold blood when he heard him screaming, "STOP!"

Frosty the hit man
had to run and get away.
So he waved good-bye, shouting, "Run and hide!
I'll be back again, someday!"

 

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