There was a seminar on "Psychic
Phenomena" going on, when the speaker decided to involve the audience. He first
asked, "Everyone who has ever seen a ghost, please stand up." Well, nearly the
entire audience stood up.
He then asked, "Everyone who has ever
had a close encounter with a ghost, please remain standing." About 2 dozen people
were still standing.
He then asked how many people had been in
the same room as a ghost and 6 people stood up.
Finally he asked, "Anyone who has ever
had SEX with a ghost, please remain standing." Everyone sat down except this one man.
When the speaker demanded if he had REALLY
had sex with a ghost, the guy replied, "Oh, I am very sorry, I thought you said
GOAT."
