THE
HALLOWEEN DICTIONARY
Bobbing Apples: What
happens when you leave your bra off while running.
Boogieman: Guy who passes
time at a stoplight picking his nose.
Coffin: What you do when
you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat.
Frankenstein: Hot dog and
a mug of beer.
Full moon: What your
repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge.
Goblin: How you eat the
snickers bars you got for Halloween.
Invisible Man: What a guy
becomes when there's housework to be done. Also, see "Mr. Hyde."
Jack O' Lantern: An Irish
Pumpkin.
Jack the Ripper: What Jack
does to his lottery tickets after losing each week.
Mummy: Who kisses the boo-boo after you
scrape your knee.
Pumpkin Patch: What a
pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.
Skeleton: Any supermodel.
Vampire Bat: What Dracula
hits a baseball with.
Witch: See
"Mother-in-Law."
Zombie: What you look like
before that first cup of morning coffee.
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