HOUSES
TO AVOID AT HALLOWEEN
* Any house that seems to be imploding into
a space-time wormhole.
* Any house made of food.
* Any house whose only entrance goes to the
basement.
* Any house where the high tension wires
suddenly stop right above it.
* Any house that has ornamental lawn
hyenas.
* Any house that growls "get
out."
* Any house where the furniture seems to be
walking across the living room floor.
* Any house that looks like a giant
pulsating orb floating 3 feet off the ground.
* Any house with various and extremely
realistic statues in the front yard of people in odd "running away" poses.
* Any house that wasn't there only a minute
ago.
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