HOLIDAY
MEMORANDUM
To: All Employees
From: Management
Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season
Effective immediately, employees should
keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry
Office and Leisure Industry Council).
1. Running aluminum foil through the paper
shredder to make tinsel is discouraged.
2. Playing Jingle Bells on the push-button
phone is forbidden (it runs up an incredible long distance bill).
3. Work requests are not to be filed under
"Bah humbug."
4. Company cars are not to be used to go
over the river and through the woods to Grandma's house.
5. All fruitcake is to be eaten BEFORE July
25.
6. Egg nog will NOT be dispensed in vending
machines.
In spite of all this, the staff is
encouraged to have a Happy Holiday.
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