On the first night of their honeymoon, the
very naive virgin bride slipped into a sexy, but sweet nightie and, with great
anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her husband had settled down on the
couch.
When she asked him why he was apparently
not going to make love to her, he replied, "Because it's Lent."
"Why, that is the most ridiculous
thing I have ever heard," she exclaimed, close to tears. "To whom and for how
long?!"
