LIFE
LESSONS FROM A SNOWMAN
* It's okay if you're a little bottom
heavy.
* Hold your ground, even when the heat is
on.
* Wearing white is always appropriate.
* Winter is the best of the four seasons.
* It takes a few extra rolls to make a good
midsection.
* There's nothing better than a foul
weather friend.
* The key to life is to be a jolly, happy
soul.
* It's not the size of the carrot, but the
placement that counts.
* We're all made up of mostly water.
* You know you've made it when they write a
song about you.
* Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize!
* Avoid yellow snow. Don't get too much
sun.
* It's embarrassing when you can't look
down and see your feet.
* It's fun to hang out in your front yard.
* Always put your best foot forward.
* There's no stopping you once you're on a
roll.
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