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THE MEANING OF EASTER

 

One Easter morning, a Sunday School teacher asked her class if they knew the origins of this, special day. One young man responded immediately,  "It's opening day for the Yankees and Giants."  

Not wishing to stifle creative thinking, the teacher responded,  "What a wonderful answer! But I had something else in mind."

A young girl then stood and remarked,  "That's the day we get nice new clothes and go find the eggs from the Easter Bunny.

"That's right,"  said the teacher.  "But there's something else just a little more important.

A young man then jumped up and yelled, "I know, I know!!  After Jesus died on the cross, some of his friends buried him in a tomb they called a sepulcher." 

The teacher thought,  "I don't believe it, someone actually knows."

The little boy continued,  "And three days later Jesus arose and opened the door of the tomb and stepped out."

"Yes, yes!" said the teacher.  "Go on, go on!"

And the youngster said,  "And if he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of bad weather."

 

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